One new page and one new update. Sorry this page took so long...and yet it still looks so plain and boring. You'd think two weeks would be enough time for me to create something spectacular that would blow everyone off their seats. Oh well, maybe next time...

Anyway on a completely non-related topic, I have a theory as to why there are so many breeds of dogs: it's because male dogs hump EVERYTHING. Somewhere along the way, that silly dog-in-heat decided to go ahead and mate with something "different" and somehow it actually "worked". A male dog in heat literally has no standards, so the likely-hood of finding something "compatible" is probably higher than any other species. Haha, but seriously...dogs in heat are messed up. What do they hope to accomplish from humping furniture?

Actually, while writing that paragraph above, I think I came up with a more serious theory.Domestic dogs are probably BRED to hump everything; that way, dog breeders could easily "create" new "breeds" (just place a dog in heat with any other favorable female dog). Nevertheless, if this theory is true, the domestic dog is a result of some messed up multi-species orgy of slutty canines... (don't quote me on any of this *laughs*)

...Oh well, enough of that. I'm just typing utter nonsense right now. Though I have no idea when the next update will be...I can guarantee a much higher update frequency in three weeks when my college semester finally ends. This next two weeks will be plagued with studying for the finals, so I may or may not find time to update.